PILOT
Your captain will ensure that your flight is as smooth as a pint of Harveys, as quick as a Woollycrete delivery and as stress-free as a day in the Woollard offices.
Your captain will ensure that your flight is as smooth as a pint of Harveys, as quick as a Woollycrete delivery and as stress-free as a day in the Woollard offices.
The magic behind the operation, the WoollyAir baggage will support you both before and after your flight. Counselling is available post-flight at an added cost; please enquire directly.
There will be teenage-esqe grunts of disapproval and maybe a few refusals, but the cheif stewardess at WoollyAir will provide all the vodka you can consume during your flight. Though she will laugh at your hangover.
There is no greater view than that of Sussex from a flying piece of gaffer tape. Your captain will bullshit about the sights that you can see and will likely point out every location where he has tipped.
WoollyAir and associated organisations (including Woollard Olds Removal, Woollards Air-based Rollercoaster services and Woollard Sick Bags Ltd) take no responsibility for the health and safety of passengers. There is no warranty or guarantee provided or implied (just as with Woollycrete pours). WoollyAir takes no responsibility for long-term damage. Post-flight counselling is available at an added cost. This service involves being told: shit rolls down hill.
